Are You The One?
Let me tell you why you are here. You have read the book Militant Nice Guy, and you now believe you are The One. The One who has been prophesied to lead the nice guy to victory against the Jerks, and return the Nice Guy Nation to prominence.
My name is Terrance Terry, and while you may know me as the author of Militant Nice Guy, what most people do not know about me is that I am also the historian for the Nice Guy Nation. Right now you are probably wondering what the Nice Guy Nation is, and what does that have to do with me? The Nice Guy Nation, or the NGN, is an organization that is devoted to teaching nice guys how to use their nice guy tendencies to their advantage.
The reason you probably have never heard of the NGN is because the Jerks have all but succeeded in wiping out all evidence of the NGN and its Militant Nice Guys on September 13, 1963. The Jerks did this to keep you and nice guys like you from knowing their true selves and history.
We are in the middle of a war, one that has been going on forever. On one side, stands the Nice Guy Nation. On the other side is the Jerk Army, with members hidden in high-ranking positions throughout the world. And this Jerk Army has used many methods at their disposal against the nice guy to make him not trust himself. They have in large measure succeeded because if you are nice guy, then chances are that you do not like, believe in and/or trust yourself as a nice guy.
In order to understand your role as the one in returning the Nice Guy Nation to prominence, you have to first know and understand what the NGN is and understand its history. The NGN timeline, is a collection of all that remains of what is left of the Nice Guy Nation. Among the collection, you will find letters, articles, audio, speeches, etc. of the NGN. Much of what we have is damaged, incomplete, or are in various stages of disrepair, but this is a part of who we are. We are constantly updating the timeline as more information becomes available.
Please review what little information we have left on the NGN, and afterwards, if you truly believe that you are “The One” to return the NGN to prominence, then join the NGN, and we will go from there.